Posts Tagged ‘Positive Quotes’

the love guru quotes

Saturday, June 21st, 2008

How to turn awful Love Guru reviews into positive quotes13 hours ago
Your movie-studio-exec boss is breathing down your neck for a good quote to slap on the ads for his new lousy movie, and all you've got to work with is a stack of reviews that make American Pie 12: Band Camp 3 look like The English …
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Mike Myer's Love Guru Slammed By Critics
Mike Myer's Love Guru – which hits theaters today – is getting slammed by critics. "What is the opposite of a belly laugh?" New York Times reviewer AO Scott wrote. "[It] is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you …
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Daily Guru Quotes
There are two basic motivating forces: fear and love. When we are afraid, we pull back from life. When we are in love, we open to all that life has to offer with passion, excitement, and acceptance. We need to learn to love ourselves …
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No Love for the Guru
Here, courtesy of Metacritic ( a smarter and more attractive version of rotten tomatoes ) i shall present some of my favorite quotes about The Love Guru. i'm starting with the best one. The Love Guru is downright antifunny, …
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Love Guru is Anti-Funny20 hours ago
Love Guru is Anti-Funny: Key quote: “[Less amusing than it should be] might sum up “The Love Guru” in its entirety but only at the risk of grievously understating the movie’s awfulness. A whole new vocabulary seems to be required. …
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The Love Guru Quotes15 Jun 2008
Quotes from the new movie, The Love Guru starring Mike Myers.
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No Love for “The Love Guru”
It not only didn’t seem good, it seemed bad. I mean really bad. It looked the sort of movie that kills a good man’s career. I may be right. The reviews of “The Love Guru” have been BAD! Very, very bad! Consider this quote from A. …
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Movie Night: Top Five Hockey Comedies (Besides "The Love Guru")
The sport plays a major part in "The Love Guru," thanks to Mike Myers' big love for the game … and the inherent hilarity of the Toronto Maple Leafs playing the Los Angeles Kings in the Stanley Cup Finals these days. …
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Friday Box-Office Looks 'Smart' but Bad for 'Guru'
As for The Love Guru, things aren't so bright and no shades are needed unless Mike Myers wants to hide his face as it looks like the Guru Pitka will likely finish fourth for the weekend pulling down an estimated $5 million on Friday and …
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the love guru review

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Love Guru - Review
Watching The Love Guru (Paramount Pictures) is a spiritual experience of a sort, but not the sort that its creator and star, Mike Myers, intended. This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 …
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Love Guru Reviews - Dreadful17 hours ago
The critics say it's good… not. Recycling jokes is the least of its problems.
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NPR’s “Love Guru” review funnier than “Love Guru”
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How to turn awful Love Guru reviews into positive quotes6 hours ago
Your movie-studio-exec boss is breathing down your neck for a good quote to slap on the ads for his new lousy movie, and all you've got to work with is a stack of reviews that make American Pie 12: Band Camp 3 look like The English …
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“The Love Guru” Reviews Reviewed
There’s something so wonderful about reviews of bad movies. It brings out a particular type of sadistic glee from movie writers, using turns of phrase and exaggeration. I’ll start off by saying that I have no idea if “The Love Guru” is …
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Love Guru Reviews - Dreadful
The Love Guru reviews are in …and they’re hideous. Mike Myers has been absent from our screens for too long, content to hide behind the voice of Shrek. He’s probably going to wish he’d stayed there… In Love Guru, Myers launches a brand …
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NPR’s “Love Guru” review funnier than “Love Guru”
Not that it would be, you know, difficult to make something that seems even slightly funnier than the Mike Myers vehicle. Let me just pull this:. Those suckered into seeing this relentless exercise in juvenilia, meanwhile, …
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Review: Most Critics Hate The Love Guru. What's Wrong with Us?10 hours ago
I had absolutely no expectations that Mike Myers' latest comedy opus, The Love Guru, would be any more entertaining than watching my neighbors argue about hummus through their living room window (happened last night, no joke). …
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‘Love Guru’ review: No enlightenment, few laughs
The strenuous new Mike Myers vehicle “The Love Guru” is all about Myers, of course, but the man who played Gandhi grabs what he can in a supporting role, that of optically challenged Guru Tugginmypuddha (unrelated to Guru …
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love guru reviews

Friday, June 20th, 2008

Love Guru Reviews - Dreadful12 hours ago
The critics say it's good… not. Recycling jokes is the least of its problems.
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Love Guru Reviews - Dreadful
The Love Guru reviews are in …and they’re hideous. Mike Myers has been absent from our screens for too long, content to hide behind the voice of Shrek. He’s probably going to wish he’d stayed there… In Love Guru, Myers launches a brand …
Movie Moron - http://www.movie-moron.com/

Love Guru - Review
Watching The Love Guru (Paramount Pictures) is a spiritual experience of a sort, but not the sort that its creator and star, Mike Myers, intended. This tale of a guru who brings joy to all who meet him is the most joy-draining 88 …
What do I say? - http://twicedoubleo.wordpress.com

NPR’s “Love Guru” review funnier than “Love Guru”
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How to turn awful Love Guru reviews into positive quotes1 hour ago
Your movie-studio-exec boss is breathing down your neck for a good quote to slap on the ads for his new lousy movie, and all you've got to work with is a stack of reviews that make American Pie 12: Band Camp 3 look like The English …
Digg / upcoming - http://digg.com/

NPR’s “Love Guru” review funnier than “Love Guru”
Not that it would be, you know, difficult to make something that seems even slightly funnier than the Mike Myers vehicle. Let me just pull this:. Those suckered into seeing this relentless exercise in juvenilia, meanwhile, …
Radio Sweethearts - http://www.radio-sweethearts.com

Review: Most Critics Hate The Love Guru. What's Wrong with Us?5 hours ago
I had absolutely no expectations that Mike Myers' latest comedy opus, The Love Guru, would be any more entertaining than watching my neighbors argue about hummus through their living room window (happened last night, no joke). …
Film.com Movie Blog - http://www.film.com/rss/list/13873273

“The Love Guru” Reviews Reviewed
There’s something so wonderful about reviews of bad movies. It brings out a particular type of sadistic glee from movie writers, using turns of phrase and exaggeration. I’ll start off by saying that I have no idea if “The Love Guru” is …
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Love Guru (Review by Kevin Farley)9 hours ago
Myers returns this time with The Love Guru, a concept-driven, hyper-referential lark in which he plays the titular self-help icon, Guru Pitka. Born in America but raised in India, Pitka struggles with fame and issues of self-worth, …
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